Ha! "No Sweetie, those let crackheads like Daddy know where he can score his drugs."
Oh! Nice idea. I think the tree should bend down with a big open mouth, guzzle up Mummy and spit out her shoes onto the ends of its branches, leaving 'Sweetie' with her answer. But that's probably because I get really paranoid about trees eating people.
Surrealist end please! We get enough realism in the everyday.
+1 for surrealism